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Two questions from the Realdoll FAQ page:

Question: I’m a crossdresser interested in a full body silicone female skin. Can I buy a REALDOLL skin or can you tell me where I can get a silicone female body suit?

We live in a world in which this is a frequently asked question. Do I even have  to talk about why this is creepy?

Question: Does the silicone flesh have a foul flavor?

My first reaction was to think “The thing costs seven thousand dollars - you shouldn’t be eating it.” It was pointed out to me that maybe the questioner is just thinking of licking it, rather than actually taking a bite, but the words flesh and flavor make me think of eating - I would think skin and taste would be better if you just meant having a lick. Still, it’s almost creepier to think of someone licking a realdoll. Might be just my own personal issue.

Seriously. what are you people thinking?

The Virtual Sex Machine is the next step in interactive cyberfucking devices - a while ago, people started making things you could hook up to the TV that would vibrate and whatnot with your business inside them. I am skeptical of all these things. I have no objection to having vibrating machines doing their best to get me off, but it seems like it will be a while before the claim “As it happens on the screen…It happens to you! Sex…Anytime you want it, any way you want it!”

I don’t know about that.

Apparently, you hook it up to the TV (via what they are calling a teledildonic device) and pick your scene and let it go to work. All sorts of interesting questions are raise, including how the machine handles threesomes and what, if any, is the difference between its oral and anal capabilities, but I can think of a lot of kinds of sex I want that aren’t going to be covered by the application of a single vibrating tube, no matter what the teledildonics do.

Porn stars tour with rock stars now. That’s cool with me, although there are other porn stars and other rock stars I’d rather see together - Gianna and Shirley Manson, maybe, or Poe and Rocco Siffredi - but I approve of the idea. This is the best part of the article for me, though: Tera was also courted by the Blue Knight at Medieval Times in Dallas. “He threw me a carnation, which was very sweet,” she said. “But he didn’t win. He sucked. But he tried, and that’s what counts.” First of all, I love the idea of Medieval Times in Dallas; I don’t think I should need ot explain why. Also, though, it’s great to think of the Blue Knight succeeding in his wooing and getting Tera Wray home and finding out what kind of girl he picked up. Seriously: “Milady, wouldst thou like a back massage - whoa, hey, what the?!…”

Remember your first porn movie? My friend the Colonel does. Back when we were in high school, he found it on the street in our neighborhood, and man, we watched that thing nearly to death. Twenty years ago, though. He got in touch again recently, and when he found out I was in the business, he asked if I could help him find it. He knew one of the stars - Bridgette Monet - and I remembered Pat Manning, and we remembered a couple of details from the movie, and that made it pretty easy to track down. It’s called Let’s Talk Sex, and I’m pretty sure we both picked up a copy. Looking back on it, watching the scene with Pat Manning and Kevin James, I think this might be where I picked up my obsession with short-haired porn stars. It’s kind of a cheesy scene, but it worked on me when I was seventeen.