Aug 19

But will it give you a rusty trombone?

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The Virtual Sex Machine is the next step in interactive cyberfucking devices - a while ago, people started making things you could hook up to the TV that would vibrate and whatnot with your business inside them. I am skeptical of all these things. I have no objection to having vibrating machines doing their best to get me off, but it seems like it will be a while before the claim “As it happens on the screen…It happens to you! Sex…Anytime you want it, any way you want it!”

I don’t know about that.

Apparently, you hook it up to the TV (via what they are calling a teledildonic device) and pick your scene and let it go to work. All sorts of interesting questions are raise, including how the machine handles threesomes and what, if any, is the difference between its oral and anal capabilities, but I can think of a lot of kinds of sex I want that aren’t going to be covered by the application of a single vibrating tube, no matter what the teledildonics do.


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