Oct 09

unless you enjoy watching oral sex…

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I just read an article written a few years ago about Deep Throat finally making it, uncut, past the British film censorship board. It’s all a lot of blah blah, except for a pretty funny quote from a British film critic for the Guardian (presumably a British news organ of some kind: “It certainly doesn’t have the artistic merit of The Devil And Miss Jones or Behind The Green Door…in fact, unless you enjoy watching fellatio, it’s really rather boring.”

Well, point taken, because yes, it is kind of boring, at least by today’s standards, but seriously. “Unless you enjoy watching fellatio”? Why else would you watch Deep Throat? That’s like saying “unless you enjoy watching cars go in a circle, the Indianapolis 500 is rather boring.”


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Aug 17

giving a little back

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Remember your first porn movie? My friend the Colonel does. Back when we were in high school, he found it on the street in our neighborhood, and man, we watched that thing nearly to death. Twenty years ago, though. He got in touch again recently, and when he found out I was in the business, he asked if I could help him find it. He knew one of the stars - Bridgette Monet - and I remembered Pat Manning, and we remembered a couple of details from the movie, and that made it pretty easy to track down. It’s called Let’s Talk Sex, and I’m pretty sure we both picked up a copy. Looking back on it, watching the scene with Pat Manning and Kevin James, I think this might be where I picked up my obsession with short-haired porn stars. It’s kind of a cheesy scene, but it worked on me when I was seventeen.


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